Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.
Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.
Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.
Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.
Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.
Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.
hmmm....actually, I'd like to see that. Can we have a new "surreal" magic school that specializes in really silly, weird magic? :-)
Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.
Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.
Now, I'm hungry. Thanks a lot. :P
The REAL new spells (that I know of) are nowhere near as creative as Malt's answer, but I won't ruin them for you. ;)
Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.
Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.
hmmm....actually, I'd like to see that. Can we have a new "surreal" magic school that specializes in really silly, weird magic? :-)
Ya! i would love that "silly'' school! The first spell would be Grenade: a troll lumbers onto the screen and hurls silly string at the target dealing 75-135 damage for 1 pip but two mana. and the symbol would be a silly emoticon or :P. PS: put this post in the dorms
